My Ancestors Protect Me Hoodie

Slip into this unapologetically bold hoodie and let everyone know: you’ve got backup, and it’s not exactly gentle. The statement “I do not control how my ancestors protect me. Proceed with caution.” is more than just a warning—it’s a giant neon sign telling folks they might want to rethink their life choices before crossing your path. Cozy, confident, and just a little intimidating—this hoodie says, “I’m covered, and you’d better respect my cover.” Grab yours and remind the world you’ve got an entire ancestral dream team on standby (and they don’t play nice).

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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